if someone were to buy me babe ashton’s bandana i’d be very happy
taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly
girl: fall in love with me!
*200 chapters later*
tbh there are literally only like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.
10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.
50-99 followers = Tumblr User
100-349 followers = Blogger
350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.
501-799 followers = Tumblr Expert.
800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.
5000+ followers =Tumblr famous.
These are the legit numbers.
things that say a lot about a person
- their favourite character
- the lyrics they write on their hands
- the colours they wear
- which murder weapon they prefer
- how they make their tea
do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous